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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Maui- Keep your Grain Level Down! Foodland Farms :)

Saturated Fats Make Breakfast Great!!!!!! Keep your grain levels down, cholestrol high!!! Hey man there's nothing wrong with some sat. fats in the mornings, once in a while... I mean, some smoked sausage links, and some bad scrambled eggs and white rice? Can it get any better? Well if you are looking for a grab and go hot breakfast like I am describing, then head to Foodland Farms in the Lahaina Gateway, and for less than 3.90 you can get a breakfast that can put you to sleep!

If you are tight on cash for these reasons
1. You are being sued by the woman next door who is with the ACLU because you said a prayer in Jesus's name at a recent back yard cookout.
2. You owe lots of money to your ex because of child support.
3. You're broke because you love to do cocaine.
4. You're broke because you do ice.
5. You're broke because your wages are being garnished by Uncle Sammy himself
6. Your wages are being garnished by the State Tax Collector.
7. Gas is almost 5 bucks a gallon.
8. You had to pay a lot for your liver transplant (You alcoholic!)
9. You just don't like to work and borrow nickles and dimes from strangers on Front Street.
10. you choose. (Pick)

So if you are tight on cash for these reasons or others, Foodland Farms may be the place to get your breakfast that's already made.

Scrambled Eggs/Rice/Sausage
Photo: Ron Sambrano2011





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