A MAYONNAISE CONCOCTION FOR ANYTHING

This is for the rich food lovers out there, you burger lovers, you fried food lovers, you lovers of saturated fats! Some of you out there just love creamy stuff on your foods and it's because fat has flavor, and once you are hooked on fat, you become of fat junkie! You sorry sack a .....! Look at yourself in the mirror, are you the one that takes all the fat off that Kentucky Fried Chicken and just devours it? A ha, I rest my case you fat addict!

Alright let's move on to the creamy stuff you all love, and I'll give you guys some ideas on jacking up flavors to that awesome culinary invention...I think it's origins is Spain. Well that's what Wiki came up with. Whatever, just buy the (blank)!

Sesame Mayonnaise

1 cup real mayonnaise
1 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 tsp. salt
1 tbsp. lemon juice
2 tbsp. sesame oil
1/2 tsp. soy sauce
1/2 tsp. sesame seeds

Mix it up well, this works good for spreading over BBQ Korean beef or chicken!!!!

Maple Mayonnaise

1 cup real mayonnaise
1 tsp. sugar
3 tbsp. maple syrup of a fine grade
1/2 tsp. cinnamon

Mix it up well, spread it over roast pork, or deep fried pork or even fried chicken

Curry Mayonnaise

1 cup real mayonnaise
1/2 tsp. turmeric
2 tbsp. curry powder
1/2 tsp. olive oil
1 tsbp. lime juice
1/4 tsp. white pepper
salt to taste

Mix it up well, serve with sandwiches like roast beef, or spread over deep fried or steamed fish, or tofu.

Kim Chi Mayonnaise

1 cup real mayonnaise
1 1/2 tsp. gojunchang hot sauce (Korean hot sauce)
1/4 tsp. onion powder
1/2 tsp. minced ginger
1/2 tsp minced garlic
1 tsp. olive oil
1 tsp. pepper
1 tsp. honey

Mix it well, serve over BBQ item

Good Luck!