BREAKFAST AT MICKEY DEEZ? (YOU AIN'T GONNA DIE!)

EGG MC MUFFIN MEAL? That's right the Egg Mc Muffin meal at Mc Donald's is the bomb! Why? Because it's affordable, it comes with an egg sandwiched in between toasted English muffins, hash browns, and coffee that is juiced up with what ever you want in it, two sugars one cream? Okay all you Monsanto haters, you GMO haters what ever man! But Mickey Dees is convenient, you got a ....ing hangover just drive through and get an inexpensive meal. That's right, Mc Donald's is definitely the leader in marketing this type of non nutritious foods, but what the hell? If you're hungry you'll eat it. Yeah sometimes you gotta go for an organic mellon or an organic apple to get nutrients in your system. But c'mon man! After waking up all hungry you are going to look for a ....ing apple? I'm looking for the nearest egg selling joint there is that has sausage or ham, or bacon and coffee.

Cold breakfast- sometimes your family or friends will stop by the house, "Hey Ron wake the ____ up! Let's eat, we brought you some breakfast from Mickey Dees!" You wake up you open the door, and there they are, ____ loads of stuff from Mc Donald's. Breakfast wraps, sandwiches, hash browns, coffee I mean ____ loads. So you converse as their kids are running amok in your house destroying everything in sight, your iPod? Good luck little Tommy just chucked it in your fish tank. Your folder with important documents ready to be signed by your business associates? Sorry little Lori just stuck it in the dishwasher and turned it on buh bye!

But cold leftover Mc Donald's breakfast is pretty nasty, like you're touching a well preserved dead body. Every tried it? Next time just for fun, order some extra Mc Donald's food and store it in the fridge for a day or two, and then take it out, try it...it's ____ing nasty ____! That's why any Mc Donald product needs to be eaten before it gets to room temperature. After that there's really no sense in keeping it, even after nuking it it's kind of nasty, beyond nasty, more like mega nasty.

However Mickey Deez breakfast is okay if you don't eat it all the time, seriously their food is kind a sickening when you think about it, really. But when it's hot I can bear it, if it's cold forget it, even the fucking stray cats out the back yard look at me and to, "____ this meow!"

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